Director: Pierre Coffin, Kyle Balda
Studio: Illumination Entertainment
Rated: PG (For action and rude humor)
Otherwise they are all yellow, short, and speak in utter gibberish. In fact, when “Despicable Me” opened several years ago, I found the Minions to be this big, elaborate joke, where it didn’t matter what they did or said because they were simply there to support their master, Gru. Because people found them funny they had a bigger role in the sequel, and now they have their own spin off (prequel?) movie. So what is the story in “Minions?” What does the screenplay give them to do? Nothing. The whole point of the movie is that without an evil master to serve, the Minions have no purpose in life. By extension, without a master to serve, they have nothing to do in this movie except look for one.
I had to laugh at the beginning of the film when a narrator had to explain what was going on. Because the Minions speak gibberish, and their personalities aren’t strong or diverse enough to properly express what is going on. The narrator takes a notable leave of absence when the Minions decide to serve a supervillain named Scarlett Overkill (Sandra Bullock), who wants to steal the royal crown from the Queen of England. I liked Scarlett better as a character because, well, at least she HAS a personality! Sadly, she isn’t given much to do most of the time, which is a shame because Sandra Bullock is a funny lady in real life, and it seems like such a waste that the screenwriters couldn’t figure out how to make the most out of her personality.
Now then, it should be noted that this is far from a terrible movie. For all the flaws in the storyline, it has lots of funny moments, and I did laugh a lot. Most of the laughs were merely chuckles, with only a few moments of laugh out loud hilarity. In truth, “Minions” provided the same amount of enjoyment “Despicable Me” did, but this time I can’t quite bring myself to give this a passing grade. Yeah, I acknowledge that most people enjoyed the Minions the most in those movies. If they didn’t we wouldn’t have this spin-off. I must admit though, like most side characters that get promoted to starring roles, they aren’t funny or engaging enough to carry a feature film.
For all of his contrived moments, Gru was simply a much better character than the Minions. He had real personality, he had motivations, and his character evolved over two movies. Sure they weren’t 'great’ movies, but they at least functioned as decent entertainment. “Minions” feels like a half hour special that has been stretched to over an hour. Like these tasty Cheese Nips I’ve been snacking on, the movie is tasty, but only for short periods, with none of it filling in any way. I have no doubt kids will enjoy it and lots of toys will be sold, but I want to point out that “Inside Out” is still in theaters, which is much more funny, and has a story that was worth making a movie out of.
Parents, there are a few bare Minion bottoms and jokes about their breasts being exposed (with the joke being there is nothing there to be offended by). I don't know, I'm going to recommend ages five and up, but I'll leave that choice to you.